New Roomie

So i got a roommate.

She managed to lock herself out of her room today.

And a few moments ago she locked herself out of the house.

I wonder whats next.

LOL, ROFL

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If you like Ninja Warrior and Banzuke, this is for you.
Found this on Youtube, figured i should share. Funny as hell!!
Caught myself covering my mouth too. :).Yes i know i have a skewed sense of humour.

Hol a fresh

Tuesday night of this week, I got up at 7 from my usual evening slumber to find that there was no water. I figured that since this time of year, there is usually a drought and being in Portmore I would feel the effects even more than in Kingston. I didn’t think anything of it; Wednesday morning, got up, still no water. I fidgeted around the yard to find that my neighbours to the side and back had water. Could I have been disconnected? Couldn’t be, as I pay my bills before the due date and I never keep a balance. Plus I had a mere 10 days before the next bill was due. I took instant action and went to Kingston in fear of missing my early morning Thursday exam due to the lack of water, in addition Jamaica is under a heat wave and I need to shower at least 4 times a day.

Yesterday I came back only to find still no water. I called to the neighbour and asked if they too had water. He then said to me that they had theirs disconnected and on Monday it was reconnected. It seemed like the water men made a fault and disconnected mine. The initial plan was to awake early and greet NWC at 8am with a distraught customer. I got there 8:10 am only to see that they opened 8:30am. The service sector in Jamaica is for shit. And its things like this why international companies are apathetic in investing here. At 8:31am they opened the doors and I was the 3rd person in. I spoke to the receptionist who sent me to a Gentleman by the name of Wyzard. They then checked out the information, verified in the system and apologized for the mix up. It turned out that my water had been wrongfully disconnected while my neighbours were being reconnected. And if I didn’t have a tank I would have realized from the same day. I didn’t trust it when he said he would get it sorted out as being in customer service for sometime I know the empty promises “we” people make to get a customer to leave us alone. However he stressed on sending the water men by the latest 10am to fix the fault. 10am i said, not later or ill call you and make noise. After all i had to reschedule my dental appointment because of this crap! I took his full name, his card and left. Got back home and twiddled my thumbs till 9:58am, ready to make the call. Then I saw the men, 10:00am on the dot. All I had to do was press send since the number was already entered. I’m anal about time.

The men came and went to work but before, they entered in convo saying when they came on Monday both mine along with the neighbours was disconnected. What the hell?So what have i been paying for all along? No one likes to take the blame. They called the office to let them know that the guys who did the disconnection made the error not them. So you have one set of people to disconnect and one set to reconnect? Wow NWC really using up Human Resource; no wonder they have a 28% hike in the price; Too much mouth to feed. They reconnected my water, apologized and now I’m in heaven again. Can you imagine me last night, having to catch water next door to bathe?

10 songs to get over her

This list had to be edited so many times. It seems there are more women bashing songs out there than there are males. Is it that men hurt more? Or the song is a picker up, a reason why they seem to get over relationships so quickly. If it's not that, a guy please clarify.

1) 99 Problems - Jay Z
2) MOB - Tupac ( My barber recommended this one)
3) *uck You - Eamon(y'all remember this? Dude was really hurt. LOL)
4) I hate everything about you - Three days grace
5) Ho - Ludacris
6) Chicken Head - Project Pat
7) Put it in my mouth - Akinyele ( This was the anthem of my bredrins back in 02/03)
8) My *ick - Too short( Listen to the elephant man version - funny as hell)
9) Miserable - Lit ( One of my fav's)
10)Kim - Eminem (hmm, just substitute her name. Good thing mine isn't 1 syllable)

Others:
Crazy Bitch - Buck Cherry
Stupid Girl - Cold